vs... BMW GINA

There's no comparison. LFA, do your doors wrinkle?

vs... Dubstep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZpNsNnoJ1k

(copy and paste that link to hear something that's better than the LFA)



You can't enjoy this in the LFA. The fucker is too loud. I'd be like...."Chill, baby, daaaaamnn. I'm trying to dubstep."

vs... The Ability To Hear

This one might not be too tasteful, but the LFA clearly wants to deafen its drivers. Fuckin' red line at 9,000 rpm.

vs... The Letters L, F, and A

Seriously, what has help civilization more? The LFA or the letters that the fucker (Lexus) stole from our beloved alphabet?

vs... This Blog

I know it's shameless self-promotion, but this blog is more entertaining than the LFA.

vs... 'The Road Not Taken' by Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I... I took the one that the LFA couldn't get it's overpriced ass down 'cause it was just too damn impractical.

vs... $400,000 Cash

Although this is the mountain of money that Lexus demands for the overrated super-fad, $400,000 cash is better than the LFA. More attractive, more practical, more applicable, more reliable. Take that, Lexus!