vs... BMW GINA

There's no comparison. LFA, do your doors wrinkle?

vs... Dubstep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZpNsNnoJ1k

(copy and paste that link to hear something that's better than the LFA)



You can't enjoy this in the LFA. The fucker is too loud. I'd be like...."Chill, baby, daaaaamnn. I'm trying to dubstep."

vs... The Ability To Hear

This one might not be too tasteful, but the LFA clearly wants to deafen its drivers. Fuckin' red line at 9,000 rpm.

vs... The Letters L, F, and A

Seriously, what has help civilization more? The LFA or the letters that the fucker (Lexus) stole from our beloved alphabet?

vs... This Blog

I know it's shameless self-promotion, but this blog is more entertaining than the LFA.

vs... 'The Road Not Taken' by Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I... I took the one that the LFA couldn't get it's overpriced ass down 'cause it was just too damn impractical.

vs... $400,000 Cash

Although this is the mountain of money that Lexus demands for the overrated super-fad, $400,000 cash is better than the LFA. More attractive, more practical, more applicable, more reliable. Take that, Lexus!

vs... Sca. Jo. (pt. 2)

Food for thought: ...what would you rather ride?

vs... Scarlett Johansson

I'm not even gonna dignify this with a post.

vs... Tri-Color Pens

These things are the BEST! I don't think I've ever done anything productive with a tri-color pen. They are too easy to fuck around with. The LFA takes lots of money and experience to command. Fuck that.

vs... U-Tunes

This one is a bit more of a stretch, BUT, although it was short-lived and stressful, the time (seemingly endless time) spent at U-Tunes really brought people from all backgrounds and interests together to create greatness.

vs... BB2

2003... with the help of Michael Bay... gave us this timeless classic... Bad Boy 2. What better way to spend two hours than watching Will Smith tear it up in a 575... killing people. Man, I get choked up every time. This one hits real close to home for me.

vs... Maggie DeBarberie

Sure she may be sleepy, overworked, and frantic at times, but she is just so damn awesome. The LFA literally doesn't stand a chance. "It's all down hill from here", as in, the LFA is going to crash going down a hill. Maggie won't. She's like Chuck Norris.... but better.

vs... Cinnamon Toasters

Have you had these things? They are delightful.

Does the LFA fit in my 70 cent cheap plastic bowls and fill me with sugary goodness? Nope.

vs... Panda Baby!

The LFA, with it's trip exhausts, can't possibly snuggle the way Panda babies can. Sure, the LFA can purr but Panda babies squeak. Deal with it, Lexus. You're just not fluffy enough.

vs... 2011 599 GTB

4.8L V10, 560 hp, and 354 lb-ft of torque

vs...

6.0L v12, 620 hp, and 448 lb-ft of torque

I'll take option B.

AND the 599 looks like this?! (up above). The comparison is a joke.

A Whole Lot of Talk

This little thing called the Lexus LFA has been making quite a splash in the car world lately. It's relatively unimpressive and priced like a golden tower filled with heaven's nutsack. But. The thing is... it's just not worth that. It's just not that great. I'm a supercar fan, for sure, but I have to say that Lexus is too full of itself to swim with the sharks of the industry. It's like the baby seals that try to cross the Alaskan Gulf but are taken out by Great Whites. It's a fish eat fish world and the LFA is a Minnow with V10. :( Poor thing.

This blog is dedicated to all the things in the world that are better than the LFA. Try and disagree with me, Keenan.

-Dave-